animal lover is an understatement...

as long as I can remember, I've had animals in my life. this has led me to love animals more than most people... mainly because animals are innocent and partly because most people are assholes now days. don't worry, I haven't given up hope on great people! anywho, my dad had a Rottweiler named Princess (that's like naming a pot belly pig "Tiny" 😂) and she was the sweetest big girl there was! she was my first dog and she was far from any stereotype Rotty. Then there was MY boy, Kody. He was more often than not, called "horses ass", in the most loving was possible because my dad is the weirdest, silliest man ever and that naturally rubbed off onto me. I'll gush about that guy later. the next dog that was all mine was Missy. I smuggled her over the Mexico border into America when I was 10 years old. True shit. I was visiting Puerto Peñasco with my mom and the day we were leaving to go back home we stopped at a liquor store (not for liquor obvi) & I saw a puppy laying under a dripping water faucet out front. being an animal lover and that I didn't listen all too well, I convinced my mom that my dad would let me keep her!! I knew he wouldn't be happy but I just HAD to save her!! so I fed her Capri Sun pouches and hid her under my blanket when we crossed the border! I guess you can say I'm a "coyote" now. while I could literally write a novel about each awesome pet we had I'll save my hands the aches. I have to at least shout out to all the fur babies I can think of though: Smokey, Cinnamon, Phaedrus, Sprocket, all 50+ turtles my dad has had, my handicapped runt turtle named Jeffrey, our tortoises, ferrets, rats, birds, a few cats that I can't remember their names because my child took away all my brains, & boat loads of fish that my best friend Whitney & I used to play "animal store" with on a regular basis. MY CHILDHOOD KICKED ASS! THANKS DADDY!
now days I'm only a mom to two fur babies:
Chloé, 7 (11.26.06

Jade, 2 (6.13.12)!

I love them and worry for them like they're human children and that's a great and stressful thing all at the same time. dog moms, can I get an "AMEN"?! sheesh! welp my first love, Chloé, is a Chocolate Lab-Pit Bull mix and is LITERALLY the dog that ANYONE would want. I have to fight my friends and family off of her when they debate over who will get her if I die... thanks guys 😒 My other baby is the biggest pain in my ass that I couldn't imagine being without! I've fought hard for her and I think that makes me love her more. She's a gorgeous "blue nose" Pit Bull that thinks she's the size of a tea cup poodle. Jade is Kamden's best friend and adores him just as much. thank the lort that my dogs are so gentle with my baby because if push came to shove, we'd be animal-less & heartbroken.  all in all, I'm a lucky mama!! 👶💚🐶💕🐶

xoxoxo